I am pleased to report my entries have won the IOCCC!
If you want to talk to me about it, please write to ioccc at snox.
Winning the IOCCC is like writing
a dark and stormy night;
the code is written obscurely, except for occasional spoilers,
then it is judged in a violent round of drinking
which helps to understand the code
(for it is in the Judge's domiciles that our scene lies),
rattling the brains of many, and fiercely agitating the
professional standards of most programmers that struggle
against the darkness.
-- Dave Burton